BREAKING NEWS

Breaking news from the celebrity party trial: Prosecutors just dropped some highly unusual evidence — ecstasy pills (BMADROPS) shaped like a former U.S. president’s face. Yep, these little party favors come with a suspiciously confident smile and enough detail to make you wonder if it’s a nod to history… or just someone’s bizarre idea of a presidential rave. Either way, it’s the first time the phrase “presidential dosing” has been taken literally.