A true fair launch meme coin from the trenches on the best chain with zero KOL handouts and zero paid shills! Currently launching on pump.tires

to hexico and beyond...

Hi I'm CaptainHexy and this is not a f*cking drill, I’m coming from the trenches to play with the big boys and to do it I’m going to need some help. I've been building bags of HEX and all things Pulsechain since the beginning but I still get laughed at for wearing my favourite hexypants. Luckily, I’ve thrown a few pulsechain winners in my trusty side bag along the way! Once I’m flying for them to see, perhaps I’ll pull out said goodies to pair up in LP! If you want to help me on my mission, simply buy and hold CHEXY or pair CHEXY via LP with your favourite Pulsechain goodies on app.pulsex.com 🩲CaptainHexy🩲

WHY THE HELL $CHEXY

☁️ THE MAN ☁️

We are here thanks to the hard work of many but none more than RH himself. How better pay my respect than by wearing my favourite hexypants each and everyday.

☁️ THE PROBLEM ☁️

My BTC bag carrying arch nemesis Professor Pippy Poopypants loves to tell me how many sats I’ve lost while wearing my hexypants.

☁️ THE SOLUTION ☁️

I follow one rule… never sell my hex! That said, Don’t let the pants fool you. I’ve well out performed Professor Pippy Poopypants by filling my secret pulsechain side bag with all sorts of goodies.

☁️ THE LAUNCH ☁️

I want HEX to win and I want the community watching the trenches to win too. This is why we start on pump.tires. A fair launch for all those truly keeping an eye out, sifting through the crap and dodging the KOL scams.

LP Friends

The sole purpose of CHEXY is a liquidity project. Once we launch on PulseX, CHEXY will focus on building LP pairs with the best pulsechain tokens and meme coins that have helped CaptainHexy outperform Professor Pippy Poopypants. These new tradable ratios we call “LP friends” and will be updated on X as we go so follow along!

token breakdown

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Supply

Shitloads but we burn later baby

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Tax

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LP Lock

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Marketing

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